My name is Self-Appointed Expert, and this is my blog. It is part memoir, mostly fiction, and above all just trying to be funny. Some of is based on stuff that happened to me, some is based on stuff that happened to people I know, and a good deal is just entirely made up. So, if you find yourself offended, just remember - it's a joke. When you give me that look, it's a joke. Consider it my homage to the Secret Life of Walter Mitty, A Million Little Pieces, John Hodgman, and Christopher Guest.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

New material?

I've been making the "I'm going to light you on fire" joke a lot recently. It's probably time to mix things up.

Maybe I could start making "I'm going to lock you in a bubble full of water for a week, feed you through a tube, cause you liver damage, lose a world record, and pretend it's magic" jokes instead.


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