My name is Self-Appointed Expert, and this is my blog. It is part memoir, mostly fiction, and above all just trying to be funny. Some of is based on stuff that happened to me, some is based on stuff that happened to people I know, and a good deal is just entirely made up. So, if you find yourself offended, just remember - it's a joke. When you give me that look, it's a joke. Consider it my homage to the Secret Life of Walter Mitty, A Million Little Pieces, John Hodgman, and Christopher Guest.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

The Secret Life of Not Walter Mitty

Sometimes when it's cold I'll bundle up in more layers than are really necessary to keep up with the weather (down coat, wool scarf, hoodie sweatshirt, hoodie jacket, pants, warm socks, gloves, sunglasses) so that I can pretend I'm a celebrity trying not to be recognized by the paparazzi.


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